Fat Lady Someone wore no bra
or socks. Her flesh rolled like the
ocean.
Four hundred pounds of sex and
charm--
She could trace her round fingers
down the life line on your palm
and leave you smothered in love.
Visit Lady Someone
and see your life come true.
Because you've only been dreaming
untill she's had her way with you
and afterwards you'll be
her little boy, guarding
your momma's mammoth sex.
You'll know you've got the biggest
momma around, but you'll keep on
saying,
she ain't big enough to go around.
She ain't big enough to go around.